1. You must have brought ticket online, choosing your seat, sometimes corner when you are with someone special or middle of the row, to watch the film in full view / you are in a long queue ( You are that species on earth who not having a urge to spill out bookmyshow on your browser), and you found out , all tickets are over, or available in separate places
2. Now you are waiting for the security to let you inside again you are standing in a long queue, you found that you are lucky that security did not found your cigarette, gutka, chocolate, water bottle etc, when you are checked in and you are equally embarrassed when the security person is smiling and delightfully touching unethical places with metal detectors
3. You are inside the waiting area, and waiting for the Bais/Bhaiyas to clean up the shit people spooked inside the screen of the earlier show, meanwhile you tried your patience to grab some eateries only to find that two samosas having a same taste in all over Indian Multiplexes cost you 60 Bucks, a Coke of 100 Bucks and over that you have to carry the food inside the screen, where already 100's of people are standing in from of the screen door to open
4. As the eatery joint denied having a tray, you are carrying your samosa on one hand and coke on the other, your long wait is over , screen door opened, as we Indians used to grab our seat in Trains, we are very impatient to get inside the screen as fast as possible, a lady just dropped her popcorn,
5. As finally you are happy , proud and all adjectives that make you feel win, to find your seat early, you are again comfortably have to bend your knees to allow others to get inside the row, if you are seating in first seats of any row
6. You are decimated with Vajradanti Toohpaste, Ads to make you fair and finally Smoking is dangerous, you are waiting for first munch of your samosa then suddenly our national anthem starts you are already late to stand up and still thinking to carry the samosa or keep it on seat
7. As the Hero Enters, loud cry of a child just dampened your mood to clap, you desperately want the child to Shut the f**k up,
8. As the heroine gives her first smile shot , the food delivery guy gets in in front of you to deliver neighbors samosa (You were not aware of this), but you missed her smile
9. You suddenly realized you shelled a big money on a shitty bollywood remake of a english movie, and the Hall wallah's have not shown a single Trailers
10. In interval you saw again the vajradanti toothpaste ad, so you decide to pee , as you came back your freind told you missed that trailed which you wanted to see big screen
